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Marhaban ya Ramadhan!

2011-08-02T10:15:00.004+08:00

Ahlan Wasahlan Marhaban Ya Ramadhan al-Kareem.

I’ve been missing u! LOL! Thank you ya Allah for giving me another chance to meet with Ramadhan, Alhamdulillah. I would like to wish to my fellow Muslims happy fasting and make use of this Ramadhan up to its limit. Treat it like our last Ramadhan, yeah?

Doa for Ramadhan : O Allah, on this day, make my fasts worthy of appreciation and acceptance, according to what pleases You, and pleases the Messenger, the branches being strengthen by the roots, for the sake of our leader, Muhammad, and his purified family. Praise be to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.

Image credit: Roub; Google Images

Protect Your Camera

2011-03-13T23:30:00.003+08:00

Some of us are very meticulous about our stuffs and whatnot. We buy screen protector, plastic or leather casing for our hand phones, cover for our lappy, blablabla.

Oh wait!! How about protection for a photographer?? Hahahaha...here is a solution for you..

CAMERA ARMOR BEBEH!!!

Now seriously you can hempookk your DSLR as you go..well, literally..ekekek!!! I am not sure whether this type of camera armor available or not for our local market..cool wooohhh!!! Gabak gilo besaqq..hahaha..

p/s: Play Safe.

Source:
Google Images

Pasta Time Bebeh!!!

2011-03-13T21:16:00.013+08:00

Pasta is one of my favourite foods and today's post is all about Pasta and its big familia.

Did you know this???

Italian pasta names always end up with:
i) masculine plural suffixes (-ini, -elli, -illi, -etti)
ii) feminine plural suffixes (-ine, -elle)
iii) large (-oni, -one, -otti)
iv) rough & badly made (-acci)

All Pasta type names are plural in Italian. This post is all about its first category which is Long-made Pasta and it is yummy with a thin layer of gravy.

Pasta #1: SPAGHETTONI

Type: Long & thick Spaghetti
Translation: "Large Little Twines"

Pasta #2: SPAGHETTI

Type: Common round-rod pasta
Translation: "Little Twines"

Pasta #3: SPAGHETTINI

Type: Thin spaghetti
Translation: "Small Little Twines"

Pasta #4: FEDELINI

Type: Between Spaghetti & Vermicelli in size
Translation: "Little Faithful Ones"

Pasta #5: VERMICELLI

Type: Thicker than Capellini
Translation: "Little Worms"

Pasta #6: CAPELLINI

Type: Thinner than Vermicelli
Translation: "Little Hairs"

Pasta #7: CAPELLI D'ANGELO

Type: Thinnest round-rod pasta
Translation: "Angle's Hair"

Pasta #8: BUCATINI

Type: Hollow spaghetti
Translation: "Little Holed Ones"

Pasta #9: PERCIATELLI

Type: Thicker Bucatini
Translation: "To Hollow"

Pasta #10: FUSILLI BUCATI

Type: Long coiled tubes
Translation: "Holed Rifles"
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So there you go, all 10 types of long-made pasta. After this insyaAllah will be the ribbon-cut Pasta but until then Bon Appetite!!!

Source:
Google Images
Google Translate
WikiPedia

Dunhill Perfumes by Alfred Dunhill

2011-03-07T14:29:00.003+08:00

I would like to share with you some of my favorite Dunhill Perfumes. Below are the perfumes I've tried. The best fragrance for body like me.

DUNHILL X-CENTRIC
X-centric Cologne by Alfred Dunhill. X-centric is for the man who lives impulsively. A unique mix of angel and devil, charm and playfulness. He lives in a world of wonder, excitement and impulse, a world where perfection is not supreme, a world where wit is king. Contains cypress, clary sage, grapefruit, cardamom, cinnamon, nutmeg, green leaves, freesia, lotus, cedar wood, guaiac wood, patchouli, amber, musk, sandalwood.

DUNHILL LONDON
Top Note - CRISP APPLE (The fresh, succulence of apple creates a vibrant and contemporary fragrance)

Middle Note - ROSE (A symbol of Englishness, radiating a unique and pleasent warmth)

Base Note - RICH PATCHOULI (A dark and mysterious scent that brings a rich, winey depth)

DUNHILL FRESH
Dunhill fresh by alfred dunhill is clean, refreshing that is crisp, refined blend of masculine notes. A sharp blend that starts off with basil, green notes and freesia, then blending into violet, orris. Then finishing off with cedarwood, leather, amber, coumarin and patchouli.

DUNHILL PURE
Dunhill Pure Cologne by Alfred Dunhill. It has notes of lotus leaves, white pepper, cardamon, and water iris. This my favorite one n Mrs.Nazzy couldn't agree more. Hahaha! She just went crazy when she smells this perfume.

Credit: Google Images

Designers Bebeh!

2011-03-06T21:47:00.014+08:00

I don't know what had got into me this time. But I would like to share some basic knowledge which maybe my fellow readers knew it already. I would like to start by saying men nowadays shifted from being masculine to being metrosexual. Regardless men or women, we are spending more on clothes every year. So I figured out to post about few successful designers. Unfortunately, since the dawn of fashion, which I believed establish by Charles Frederick Worth, some of these designers didn't make it all the way until today. But in their time, they were legends. Calvin Klein, for example, sold his brand to Phillips-Van Heunsen as well as Donna Karan and Giorgio Armani.

Let me begin with this guy, Ralph Lauren. A very humble beginning from the son of a Bronx house painter who started his first product line which was a group of men's ties. Four decades later, 'Polo' still on the run in the fashion industry. Lauren certainly gets the prize for consistency and longevity.

Next successful designer is Manolo Blahnik. This is the very man who has been making stilettos into object of desire since 1972. Blahnik, the Spanish-born designer personally hand-finishes his drop-dead gorgeous high beechwood heels. Manolo Blahnik shoes ranging from US$40 to US$400.

Next one is, Miuccia Prada. Who on Earth doesn't know Prada? Or her lower-priced MiuMiu labels? This company was started by her grandfather some 30 years ago and Miuccia Prada remains one of the most influential designers in the world. After all, who can resists Prada's nylon handbags, backpacks, or even her men's plain white T-shirts?? Hahaha.

This is the interesting one, Stefano Pilati. Who the hell can beat this guy eh? Pilati worked for Prada and then moved on to Giorgio Armani. Later on at his peak, he redefined the legacy of Yves Saint Lauren or known as YSL and then what?? He worked for Tom Ford. Geez, where this guy came from??

Last but not least, my kind of designer bebeh!! Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. Yes, you are damn right. Dolce & Gabbana or shortly known as D & G. Apart from clothing lines, they added fragrances for men and women called Sicily. In 2001, they launched a younger and less expensive third brand, '&' (pronounced "and"). D & G is either something simple or something that is pure luxury.

That's all folks. Do correct me if I'm wrong anywhere about the facts. Appreciate it!

Credit: Google Images.

My Soul.

2011-02-22T19:14:00.003+08:00

Thank to: SyarifahNazirah

She is my full-time model. Never get tired in front of the camera. Very energetic and full with ideas on how to pose. For me, she looks stunning on camera and definitely gorgeous in real life.

Self-Portraiture II

2011-02-22T18:54:00.004+08:00

At the moment I don't have a model yet. So in order to keep my skill from getting rusty, I practice it on myself so that I have more confidence to shoot portraiture on others. Feel free to drop your comment. InsyaAllah I will improve base on your constructive comments.

*Credit to SyarifahNazirah*

Self-Portraiture

2011-02-22T18:39:00.004+08:00

It has been a loooong time since I have any update for my blog. Kinda being inactive for a while because there are so many things happening around me lately. Until one of my fren, Nonie Agnes, asked me about my blog. I know she's bored n that's why she read all blog that she has. Hahaha. Sorry Nonie terkutuk anq sket. But don't worry because I still kinda active in Photography. Sometimes we just can't get enough out of one thing n that keeps me going for Photography. I love Photography. So, here the first picture after a looong time. My self-portraiture.

Honda Fury

2010-12-11T23:01:00.004+08:00

Honda Fury 2010. Adoih. Berhajat la kononnya. Amin.

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Proton Lekiu

2010-12-11T22:58:00.003+08:00

Source: Google Image

Proton Kasturi

2010-12-11T22:50:00.003+08:00

Source: Google Image

Proton Lekir

2010-12-11T22:48:00.003+08:00

Source: Google Image

Proton Jebat

2010-12-11T22:46:00.003+08:00

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Proton Tuah

2010-12-11T22:43:00.004+08:00

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Proton Lima Bersaudara

2010-12-11T22:30:00.003+08:00

Recently at Kuala Lumpur International Motor Show 2010, national car manufacturer, Proton, has revealed its newly five prototype models. Taken from the legendary "Pahlawan Melayu Melaka" which is namely Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Lekir, Hang Lekiu, and Hang Kasturi. These cars incorporated distinctive features in term of design, function, and versatility. Hopefully these new cars will bring up the standard of our national automotive industry. On the following posts, I will try uploading the pictures.

p/s: I pick Proton Tuah and Proton Lekir as my favourite.

Awang Buncit

2010-10-15T19:55:00.003+08:00

Penat suda mengambil gambar org..kali nie gambar aku pulak..hahaha..credit to Iskandar Dzulkarnain..tq bro!!!

Mr. Alfie in a Suit

2010-10-15T19:22:00.003+08:00

A photography session with Mr. Mohar's family at their house. In conjunction with his son's graduation, Mr. Alfie.

Maher Zain: Thank You Allah

2010-10-15T17:09:00.002+08:00

THANK YOU ALLAH

I was so far from you
Yet to me you were always so close
I wandered lost in the dark
I closed my eyes toward the signs
You put in my way
I walked everyday
Further and further away from you
Ooooo Allah, you brought me home
I thank You with every breath I take.
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah.
I never thought about
All the things you have given to me
I never thanked you once
I was too proud to see the truth
And prostrate to you
Until I took the first step
And that’s when you opened the doors for me
Now Allah, I realized what I was missing
By being far from you.
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah.
Allah, I wanna thank You
I wanna thank you for all the things that you’ve done
You’ve done for me through all my years I’ve been lost
You guided me from all the ways that were wrong
And did you give me hope
O Allah, I wanna thank you
I wanna thank You for all the things that you’ve done
You’ve done for me through all my years I’ve been lost
You guided me from all the ways that were wrong
I wanna thank You for bringing me home
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah
Alhamdulillah, Elhamdulillah
All praises to Allah, All praises to Allah.

Maher Zain: Always Be There

2010-10-15T17:06:00.003+08:00

ALWAYS BE THERE

Alllahu Akbar…
If you ask me about love
And what i know about it
My answer would be
It’s everything about Allah
The pure love, to our souls
The creator of you and me,the heaven and whole universe
The one that made us whole and free
The guardian of HIS true believers
So when the time is hard
There’s no way to turn
As HE promise HE will always be there
To bless us with HIS love and HIS mercy
Coz, as HE promise HE will always be there
HE’s always watching us, guiding us
So when the time is hard
There’s no way to turn
As HE promise HE will always be there
To bless us with HIS love and HIS mercy
Coz, as HE promise HE will always be there
HE’s always watching us, guiding us
And HE knows what’s in all in our heart
So when you lose your way
To Allah you should turn
As HE promise HE will always be there…
HE bring ourselves from the darkness into the light
Subhanallah praise belongs to YOU for everything
Shouldn’t never feel afraid of anything
As long as we follow HIS guidance all the way
Through the short time we have in this life
Soon it all’ll be over
And we’ll be in His heaven and we’ll all be fine
So when the time gets hard
There’s no way to turn
As HE promise He will always be there
To bless us with HIS love and HIS mercy
Coz, as HE promise HE will always be there
HE’s always watching us, guiding us
And HE knows what’s in all in our heart
So when you lose your way
To Allah you should turn
As HE promise HE will always be there…
Allahu Akbar…
So when the time gets hard
There’s no way to turn
As HE promise He will always be there
To bless us with HIS love and HIS mercy
Coz, as HE promise HE will always be there
HE’s always watching us, guiding us
And he knows what’s in all in our heart
So when you lose your way
To Allah you should turn
As HE promise HE will always be there…
Allahu Akbar…

Maher Zain: Awaken

2010-10-15T17:04:00.002+08:00

AWAKEN

We were given so many prizes
We changed the desert into oasis
We built buildings of different lengths and sizes
And we felt so very satisfied
We bought and bought
We couldn’t stop buying
We gave charity to the poor ’cause
We couldn’t stand their crying
We thought we paid our dues
But in fact
To ourselves we’re just lying
Oh
I’m walking with my head lowered in shame from my place
I’m walking with my head lowered from my race
Yes it’s easy to blame everything on the west
When in fact all focus should be on ourselves
We were told what to buy and we’d bought
We went to London, Paris and
We made show we were seen in the most exlusive shops
Yes we felt so very satisfied
We felt our money gave us infinite power
We forgot to teach our children about history and honor
We didn’t have any time to lose
When we were.. (were)
So busy feeling so satisfied
I’m walking with my head lowered in shame from my place
I’m walking with my head lowered from my race
Yes it’s easy to blame everything on the west
When in fact all focus should be on ourselves
We became the visuals without a soul
despite the heat
Our homes felt so empty and cold
To fill the emptiness
We bought and bought
Maybe all the fancy cars
And bling will make us feel satisfied
My dear brother and sister
It’s time to change inside
Open your eyes
Don’t throw away what’s right aside
Before the day comes
When there’s nowhere to run and hide
Now ask yourself ’cause Allah’s watching you
Is He satisfied?
Is Allah satisfied?
Is Allah satisfied?
Is Allah satisfied?
Oh
I’m walking with my head lowered in shame from my place
I’m walking with my head lowered from my race
Yes it’s easy to blame everything on the west
When in fact all focus should be on ourselves

Maher Zain

2010-10-15T16:57:00.003+08:00

May Allah bless this guy for spreading loves through his music. Currently in my top play list. Keep up the good music.

Dia Lagi...

2010-10-07T15:22:00.001+08:00

Si Dia lagi..wuhuhu..

IIUM Convocation

2010-10-07T15:21:00.001+08:00

Tahniah kepada mereka yang telah menggenggam segulung ijazah. Good luck on the next stage of life.

Will You?

2010-10-07T15:20:00.000+08:00

Will you marry me? Hahaha..

Love Alike

2010-10-07T15:19:00.000+08:00

Love is everywhere. Spread it.

Tahniah!!!

2010-10-07T15:09:00.004+08:00

Tahniah buat sepupu aku, fadzli. Gambar-gambar nie di umah kenduri beliau pada 18 september 2010 di Anak Bukit. Meriah! Selamat menjalani rumah tangga baru. Semoga kekal hingga ke akhir hayat. Cepat sket! Tak sabaq nak jadi pakcik neh! Hahaha..

Terbaik!!!

2010-10-07T15:08:00.002+08:00

Sesapa yang nak rasa koteow neh, meh la aloq setaq..konpom aku bawak makan kt gerai neh..hehehe..

Kelajuan Cahaya

2010-10-07T15:06:00.001+08:00

Dataran depan Masjid Zahir, Alor Setar. Mengajar bro Naip amek trail of light..hoho

Meow..

2010-10-07T15:03:00.001+08:00

Beliau ini sangat jarang nampak di bilik..tapi bila beliau kebulur, pasti ada di bilik bersebelahan dgn tin makanan beliau..lepas makan, maka beliau pon tido sesungguhnya dan apabila bangun, maka beliau pon hilang..muahaha..

Harta Karun Capricorn

2010-10-07T14:57:00.001+08:00

Dah nama pon harta karun, so quantity pon also sket..muahaha..

Black & White

2010-08-16T17:24:00.002+08:00

Credit to Shevrul Farhan.

Reranting

2010-08-16T17:20:00.001+08:00

Colours of the World

2010-08-16T17:16:00.001+08:00

Siapa kata hidup kita nie hanya 1 kaler?? Banyak kaler oihh..tak caya cuba tengok..hehehe..

Saya Suka Dia

2010-08-16T17:11:00.001+08:00

Credit to Syarifah Nazirah.

Motiveless

2010-07-09T20:48:00.002+08:00

Life is like a Wheel..It goes round and round in an endless circle..When you are at the bottom, just keep looking up because you will be there through struggling and hardships..And when you are high up there, remember, remember to be grateful to Allah..

Sehari Selembar Benang

2010-07-09T20:42:00.001+08:00

Hidup ini bagi Awang ibarat benang-benang..amik benang nie sket..amik benang nuu sket..haa..lama2 jadi la kain yang berwarna-warni..x gitu Mak Minah Tonggek?? Perghhh!!

Halloo...

2010-07-09T20:32:00.003+08:00

Halloo..non tukang paip ada??? Cesss...salah guna teknologi betul la..

Mawar Berkaca

2010-07-09T20:30:00.001+08:00

Biar tidak berduri tapi berkaca..perghh!!

Mangsa seterusnya...

2010-07-09T20:19:00.003+08:00

Setelah terkena bebelan hangit kerana menggunakan apple sebagai subjek, maka Awang berpindah kepada pensil-pensil ini..kahkahkah..

Three Lil' Apples Playing with The Sun.

2010-07-09T19:52:00.003+08:00

Bosannya dah abes keja..so bukak peti ais tengok2 ada green apples..apa ke lagi!! bawak mereka-mereka ini pekena evening sun..muahaha..inilah jadinya..perghh!!

Kisah Mak Minah Tonggek Vol.4

2010-07-09T17:35:00.003+08:00

Selepas beberapa minggu Awang tidak mendengaq khabaq daripada Mak Minah Tonggek, tetiba Awang mendapat phonecall dari beliau. Sungguh terkejut Awang apabila bahawa Mak Minah Tonggek terlibat dalam kemalangan. Mujur tidak melibatkan jiwa beliau. Maka Awang pon bergegas ke tempat kejadian. Rupanya kereta Mak Minah Tonggek telah eksiden dgn Pokok Krismas beliau yg ajaib itu. Kereta Mak Minah Tonggek sungguh sporty gitu!! Maka Awang menasihatkan supaya beliau memulakan tanaman yang baru. Perghh!!

Kisah Mak Minah Tonggek Vol.3

2010-07-09T17:26:00.003+08:00

Selain daripada suka memakai tas tangan kaler pink dan rakus melancong, Mak Minah Tonggek nie sempat lagi bawak Awang pi umah dia. Selepas beliau meletakkan tas tangan pink itu, maka dia pon mengajak Awang melihat hobinya yang lain iaitu bertanam pokok. Mak Minah Tonggek cerita kt Awang yang beliau sangat meminati hobi botani kerana memerlukan daya pikir yang maju dan jitu. Maka Awang pon hairan lagi. Kata minat sangat bertanam pokok tapi Awang tengok pokok ada la seketoi. Pejadahkah ini?? Tapi Awang tak kisah, janji hang bahagia Mak Minah Tonggek oii!! Pokok Krismas pulak tu!! Malah Mak Minah Tonggek lagi tinggi dari pokok itu!! Muahaha. Awang gelak dlm hati la, kang terasa beliau pulak. Elok je Awang nak amik gambar pokok yang ajaib ini, menttibbbeee je Mak Minah Tonggek berdesup datang posing bersama dgn tas tangan pink kesayangan beliau. Takpe. Awang layankan je. Perghh!!

Kisah Mak Minah Tonggek Vol.2

2010-07-09T17:18:00.002+08:00

Selain daripada menghabiskan duit pencen beliau, Mak Minah Tonggek nie juga agak rakus pergi melancong. Awang pon mintak la nak tgk gambar melancong daripada Mak Minah Tonggek. Maka beliau pon menunjukkan gambar kenang-kenangan semasa beliau melancong ke Paris. Kelas gitu! Awang pon terus merasa hairan, kata tadi rakus sgt pergi melancong tapi gambar sekeping. Lantak la Mak Minah Tonggek. Janji hang bahagia! Sila perhatikan ye..tas tangan Mak Minah Tonggek yang kaler pink itu tetap di sisi walopon di mana jua. Perghhh!!!

Kisah Mak Minah Tonggek

2010-07-09T16:31:00.002+08:00

Awang ada terjumpa sowang kawan lama nie..nama dia Mak Minah Tonggek..dulu pekerjaan Mak Minah nie pemegang pensil je..tapi sejak dua menjak lepas dia pencen nie, Awang tengok Mak Minah Tonggek nie semakin suka bergaya..ada je handbag baru yang dia beli dan nak beli..alang-alang Awang terserempak dgn Mak Minah Tonggek nie kat Pasar Tani, maka Awang pon sempat nak snap a few gambar Mak Minah Tonggek nie..style kan beliau?? Dia tawu Awang nak snap, terus kuarkan handbag feveret dia kaler pink tu..beg putih tu kata Mak Minah Tonggek, sekadar letak udang & ikan je..perghh!!

Teko, Cawan Dan Dot Dot Dot Edisi 3

2010-07-03T14:52:00.003+08:00

Resipi ini agak berlainan daripada edisi2 lepas ye tuan2 & puan2 kerana Chef Awang menggunakan 2 sourcelight yg berlainan kaler dan sifat. Sourcelight pertama digunakan daripada lampu limpah berwarna putih dan 2nd sourcelight ialah lampu suluh berwarna kuning. Lampu kuning ini amat berguna ye tuan2 & puan2 untuk menimbulkan kaler Gold yg terukir di cawan2 dan teko ini.

Sekian.

Teko, Cawan Dan Dot Dot Dot Edisi 2

2010-07-03T14:50:00.002+08:00

Resipi ini tetap sama dengan Edisi Pertama.

Teko, Cawan Dan Dot Dot Dot

2010-07-03T14:26:00.002+08:00

Selamat datang dan bertemu kita kembali di rancangan memasak gambar ala warong Awang Buncit. Hari ini awang nak tunjuk resipi yang agak ortodoks ye tuan2 & puan2. Bahan2 ialah seperti berikut ye:

1) Beberapa cawan dan seteko yg dicuri daripada almari emak.
2) Tunggu sehingga emak tido baru buat resipi ini utk mengelak daripada bebelan hangit.
3) 3 keping tepung A4 utk dijadikan platform, background dan flash diffuser.
4) Sebatang tourchlight yang jugak dicuri daripada bawah bantal tempat emak tido.
5) Sekilo tripod.

Cara2 membuat resipi ini:

1) Set kamera anda kepada M Mode iaitu Manual Mode.
2) Set ISO kepada yg paling rendah utk merendahkan Noise dlm masakan anda.
3) Tutup semua lampu.
4) Halakan tourchlight mengikut suka hati anda. Play with the source light to get different lighting mode.
5) Set Whitebalance anda kepada "Portrait".
6) Tambahkan kamera anda dgn sekilo tripod.
7) Start adjust aperture & shutter speed.
8) Tekan shutter release dan lihat hasil masakan anda.
9) Pandai2 la korg adjust aperture & Shutter Speed utk menyedapkan lagi resepi ini.
10) Untuk gambar yg lagi detail, setkan aperture dlm lingkungan F11.

p/s: Kebiasaannya apabila ada 1 sahaja source light (tourchlight) ditambah pula dengan ISO yg paling rendah (ISO 100) dan aperture yg kecil (F 11) maka, otomatisnya shutter speed akan menjadi paling lambat dan mungkin akan diakhiri kepada "BULB". Oleh itu, adjustlah aperture dan ISO utk mengelak kejadian "BULB" ini berlaku. Dan sebab itulah resipi ini memerlukan tripod sebagai bahan masakan yg WAJIB.

Sekian & Renung2kan.

Tangga Pusing-Pusing

2010-06-20T19:32:00.002+08:00

Boleh juga ye kalu tuan2 & puan2 yg ingin mencuba resipi terbaru nie ye..bahan utk resipi ni pon agak mudah dan bersepah-sepah di pasaran ye tuan2 & puan2..resipi dia ialah tangga je ye..ok ye tuan2 & puan2..renung2kan dan selamat mencuba!

Mak Itik & Bapak Angsa

2010-06-20T19:25:00.003+08:00

Bahan-bahan seperti biasa ye tuan2 dan puan2..3 keping kertas A4..2 keping utk dijadikan sebagai bahan background dan foreground ye..kemudian kertas yg ketiga tu kita dadukan dia dalam saiz yg agak besar ye utk dijadikan sebahagian resepi flash diffuser ye..supaya lauk nanti akan sedikit pudar ye..kemudian tambahkan beberapa perisa whitebalance ye seperti "Cloudy", "Shades", "White-Fluorescent"..semua resipi ini bergantung kpd tuan2 & puan2 ye mcm mana nak gunakan..tambahkan secubit flash utk rasa lighting yg agak menawan ye..selamat mencuba ye tuan2 & puan2..

Lawak Kasar Dalam Keluarga

2010-06-16T11:14:00.000+08:00

Sebuah keluarga dari golongan pertengahan, di mana suami dan isteri bekerja. Mereka mempunyai dua orang anak. Seorang lelaki berusia 9 tahun dan seorang perempuan berusia setahun. Segala urusan rumah
dikendalikan oleh seorang pembantu rumah Indonesia .

Pada suatu malam, ketika sedang makan malam sekeluarga, si anak sulung yang berusia 9 tahun itu bertanya pada si ayah, "Ayah, apa itu politik?" Tersedak si ayah mendengar persoalan anaknya itu.
Jawab ayah, "Politik itu macam keluarga kita. Ayah dapatkan wang untuk keluarga kita, ayah adalah kapitalis, Mama gunakan wang itu untuk menguruskan keluarga kita, jadi mama adalah kerajaan. Kakak pembantu rumah kita adalah golongan pekerja. Kamu adalah rakyat dan adik kamu adalah generasi masa
depan. Faham?"

Kelipok-kelipok mata si anak kejam celik. Memang tidak faham. Lantas si ibu mencelah, "Tak apa, malam ini waktu hendak tidur, kamu fikirkan apa yang ayah cakap dan cuba faham okay."

Jadi semalaman si anak berusia 9 tahun itu tidak dapat lelapkan matanya berfikir tentang politik. Sehingga akhir sekali dia menjadi jemu dan hampir terlelap. Pada waktu itulah, si adik buat perangai. Meraung
tengah-tengah malam pulak. Si anak itu pergi ke bilik ibu dan ayahnya hendak memberitahu bahawa adiknya yang bernama Abdullah itu sedang meraung kerana pampersnya sudah penuh najis. Sampai di bilik dia lihat si ibu sedang lena tidur. Walau berkali-kali dipanggil, si ibu tetap tidur. Di lihat si ayah pula tiada di sebelah ibu. Jemu mengejutkan ibu yang tak bangun-bangun, dia mengambil keputusan ke bilik pembantu rumah. Bila dibuka bilik pembantu rumah, dia lihat si ayah sedang 'bermain' dengan si pembantu Indonesia itu.

Akhir sekali si anak terpaksa menyalin pampers adiknya sendiri.

Sewaktu bersarapan esok pagi, si ayah bertanya, "Dah faham apa itu politik?"

Si anak yang sedang selera makan selamba menjawab, "Dah!". Si ayah dan ibu terkejut dengan jawapan selamba itu. Lantas si ibu mencelah, "jadi apa dia politik tu?".

Si anak tanpa mengangkat muka melihat ayah dan ibunya, dengan tenang menjawab. "sewaktu kerajaan sedang asyik tidur, golongan kapitalis menodai golongan pekerja. Akibatnya rakyat diabaikan dan masa depan bergelumang najis! Itulah politik".

Untuk bini..

2010-06-16T11:12:00.001+08:00

"Sekumpulan lelaki berada di bilik persalinan di salah sebuah kelab
exclusive lagi mewah di pusat bandar, setelah keluar dari gym,
tiba-tiba kedengaran deringan Handphone di penjuru bilik tersebut.
Seorang lelaki menjawap panggilan itu dan terjadilah perbualan
seperti berikut . .

"Hello?"
"Abang, nie sayang nie,"
"emmm . . "
"Abang masih ada di kelab lagi ke? "
"Iya."
"sayang sekarang nie berada di shopping complex dua block dari
kelab abang tu. Sayang ada nampak kain sutera terbaru . . cantik bang,
boleh ke sayang beli?
"Berapa harga nya?"
"Cuma RM1500.00 aje"
"O.K, belilah kalau memang awak dah suka sangat"

"Ahhh thanks bang dan tadi sebelum datang sini sayang ada singgah
di Cycle & Carriage dan tengok Mercedes model terbaru 2001 . Sayang
suka kat satu model tu. Dan sayang dah bincang dengan jurujualnya
dan dia setuju nak bagi good price . . lagipun elok juga kita tukarkan
dengan BMW yang kita beli tahun lepas tu. ."

"Berapa harga yang dia bagi?"
"Cuma RM280,000 ..."
"O.k tapi pastikan harga tu dah on the road."

"Great!, before we hang up, ada satu perkara lagi..."
"Apa?" "Abang jangan terkejut pulak, sayang dah semak akaun bank abang
dan....pagi tadi sayang singgah dipejabat ejen hartanah dan sayang
dapat tau rumah yang kita tengok tahun lepas tu, sekarang nie untuk
dijual!!

Abang ingat tak? Rumah yang ada swimming pool bentuk love tu, ada
taman orkid kat belakang , berhadapan dengan pantai tu.. cantik kan bang.

" Berapa harga yang mereka minta?"
" Cuma RM740,000... o.k kan bang, dan sayang tengok dalam akaun kita
boleh cover harga tu. "

"Eloklah kalau macam tu, confirm cepat sebelum orang lain beli,
tapi cuba dapatkan harga RM700,000. OK?"

"OK, abang sayang, terima kasih bang, kita jumpa malam nanti ye!!
I Love You !!!"

"Bye... I Love you too . . "

Lelaki itu berhenti bercakap, menutup flap handphone . . .sambil
mengangkat tangan yang memegang handphone tu dan bertanya pada yang
ada dalam bilik tersebut:

"ADA SESIAPA TAHU KE HANDPHONE NIE SIAPA PUNYA?"

Dasyat Sungguh Malam Jumaat

2010-06-16T11:07:00.000+08:00

Malam itu malam Jumaat. Kassim ingin beristirahat awal bersama isterinya, dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika berbuat begini. Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi. Yang bongsu masih lagi menyusu

"Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Kasim pada Ani, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka

" Tak boleh bang. Sebab anak anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidur kan mereka dulu"

" Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk Kassim bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?

"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANNIRROHIM"

" Bang!! Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat.

" SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "

Tu lah dahsyat nya malam Jumaat......

Pantun Pedas.

2010-06-16T11:04:00.001+08:00

Hari nie awang nak share pantun pedas sket..muahaha..cuma awang nak kata, sapa makan cabai, dia la terasa pedasnya..

Baju nipis nampak bayang
Peha gebu saja ditayang
Lebih baik tak pakai baju senang
Dah tentu boleh tunjuk terang-terang

Baju ketat seluar sendat
Pakai tudung just ikat-ikat
Dari mula memang bukan adat
Disudut agama pun gaya tak berkat

Tudung jarang baju nipis
Pakai sikit boleh nampak ‘garis’
Mata orang terbeliak, kita membengis
Bila kena kutuk, kenapa menangis

Lengan pendek blaus gantung
Jeans ketat melekat dipunggung
Jadi orang Islam ni sebenarnya beruntung
Agama tak suruh berbungkus macam pocong

Apa rasanya, kepala bertudung, kain terbelah
Kalau takat rambut orang kurang ghairah
Lain kalau peha gebu atau ternampak lurah
Mata yang memandang boleh keluar darah

Kebaya ketat, kain terbelah
Ikat tudung macam tak sudah
Nak ikut suruhan agama memang tak mudah
Tapi Islam sebenarnya indah

Tutup aurat bukan suruh berselubung
Sampai tak nampak muka dan hidung
Yang faham tuntutan amat beruntung
Taklah bersungut mulut pun muncung

Dah kalau mula minat nak bertudung
Cubalah sesuaikan apa yang disarung
Kalau masih rasa jiwa tu ‘mendung’
Maknanya nafsu tu belum dapat dibendung

Bertudung itu bukan satu paksaan
Ianya lebih kepada keinsafan
Selalunya nafsu masih dikuasai syaitan
Itu la pasal fesyen pun yang bukan-bukan

Asal menutup aurat itu tuntutan
Kalau dianggap susah, tu sebab bosan
Yang ye nya hati tak berkenan
Tu yang berjela-jela mencipta alasan

Menutup aurat satu syariat
Kepada agama kita taat
Hidup berkat pahala berlipat-lipat
Didunia selamat, di akhirat hebat

Kekejaman

2010-06-10T22:06:00.000+08:00

abang non memang kejam..sobsobsob..

Greenish Bamboo

2010-06-10T22:04:00.001+08:00

A picture might not looks pretty in camera..so how about introduce it with some colouring n exposure..a bit wont hurt yeah??

Bluish Sky

2010-06-10T22:00:00.003+08:00

How to get the bluish sky? Sonang ajoo..set aperture minimum of f11..try to play around with the aperture until u get what u want..

Karnival Sua Rasa TV9

2010-06-05T22:23:00.003+08:00

Seri Banai House

2010-05-30T21:45:00.003+08:00

Traditional Malay House. Seri Banai House.

Close Up

2010-05-30T21:33:00.001+08:00

Point & Shoot. You will never know what your camera will capture.

Hari Penyayang Yayasan Sultanah Bahiyah

2010-05-26T19:47:00.009+08:00

Last week I went for Hari Panyayang Yayasan Sultanah Bahiyah dat took place at Darul Aman Stadium. Packed with crowds. Fantastic programs such as Drift, big bikes show, auto show, go-cart, sportcars, remote-controlled cars, food stalls, NGO stalls, paintball n so much more. Great day!

The Big-Bikes Show

The Crowds

The Drift Show

The Sport cars Show

(I was told this H2 rims + tyres cost nearly RM60k)

One of the cars at the Auto Show

RE: Bunga Raya

2010-05-23T21:31:00.004+08:00

Tatau nak snap bunga apa dh kat umah..layankan je bunga raya nie..pedehal!!

Ke~blur~ran f1.8

2010-05-23T21:29:00.002+08:00

Canon 50mm f1.8

Indahnya Air

2010-05-23T21:25:00.002+08:00

~ Aku bosan ~

~ so gi setup tripod dlm toilet ~

~ bukak paip ayaq ~

~ hamik gambar ayaq banyak-banyak ~

~ err..tade la banyak sgt..3 keping je ~

~ huhuhu ~

Outdoor Portraiture

2010-05-23T21:22:00.002+08:00

~Bismillahirrahmanirrahim~

Canon 50mm f1.8 portraiture...

5 Common Mistakes in Photography

2010-05-21T20:37:00.003+08:00

Dari Karena Mata, Ahh!!

2010-05-14T22:17:00.002+08:00

Dari karena mata, aku tergoda, aku terkesima, aahh!! Hahaha..

The Most Expensive Sigma

2010-05-14T22:07:00.003+08:00

Today I searched on the internet for the most expensive lenses in the world n I firmly believe this Sigma is one of it. In Malaysian Ringgit, RM87,500. SAHAJA!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

The Lovely Bones

2010-05-01T21:01:00.001+08:00

Coming soon...

Freddy Krueger

2010-05-01T20:40:00.003+08:00

I can't wait for this movie to come up on screen..all time favorite..

Movies Day!

2010-05-01T20:23:00.007+08:00

I woke up this morning n found out nobody at my home..huhuhu..everyone got things to do..I was damn bored alone at home so I started my car and headed straight to nearby cinema..Iron Man 2! Hahaha..I stood in line n suddenly felt that I wanna watch 2 movies today..hehehe..Iron Man 2 & Ip Man 2..I don't care what you'll say but as far as I'm concern, those movies..superbly superbSSss!!! Hahaha..plzz watch these movies..

The Top 10 Craziest Pastimes of Harry Potter Fan

2010-04-30T23:25:00.001+08:00

7 Deadly Sins

2010-04-30T23:10:00.001+08:00

7 Weird Piercings

2010-04-30T22:49:00.004+08:00

7 Funny Cartoons

2010-04-30T18:37:00.003+08:00

7 Funny Ties

2010-04-30T18:24:00.003+08:00

~~The Simpsons Tie~~

~~Taxi Tie~~

~~Tetris Tie~~

~~Eye Test Tie~~

~~Beer Tie~~

~~Crosswords Tie~~

~~Ice Cream Tie~~

7 Cool & Strange Toilets

2010-04-30T17:01:00.002+08:00

~~Fish Tank Toilet~~

~~Siput Babi Toilet~~

~~Cool Toilet~~

~~Transparent Toilet~~

~~Ultimate Toilet~~

~~Toilet Air Pillow~~

~~Shit-Head Toilet~~

7 Cool Bedrooms

2010-04-30T16:42:00.003+08:00

~~Tumidei Bedroom Design~~

~~Drain Bedroom~~

~~Symbols Bedroom~~

~~Children Bedroom~~

~~Loft Bedroom~~

~~Alteodre Bedroom~~

~~Menuelli Bedroom~~

7 Weird Pillows

2010-04-30T16:23:00.002+08:00

~~Sushi Pillow~~

~~Book Pillow~~

~~Burger Pillow~~

~~Hug-Me Pillow~~

~~Blood Puddle Pillow~~

~~Egg Pillow~~

~~Edward Pillow~~

7 Weird Umbrellas

2010-04-30T15:54:00.002+08:00

~~Long Umbrella~~

~~Shoe Umbrella~

~~Parashell Umbrella~~

~~Nubrella~~

~~Huge Japanese Umbrella~~

~~Holding Umbrella~~

~~Cloud Umbrella~~

Theme of The Weekend

2010-04-30T15:51:00.002+08:00

This weekend I will try to put up for you 7 pictures about anything. From weird stuff to super cool thing. Enjoy it!

~Bendang~

2010-04-26T21:30:00.002+08:00

Pi waktu yang tak kena..masa nie musim menuai sudah habes..pesawah dah start taboq anak benih..kena tunggu lagi semusim la baru dpt snap biji beras kuning masak..perghh!!

Pepohon Nan Senget

2010-04-26T21:18:00.002+08:00

Hahaha..ini memang semula jadi senget ke aku yang senget?? Iskk..xkan aku senget..muahaha..

Sesi mengacau bibik!

2010-04-26T21:08:00.002+08:00

Ni namanya dah buhsan nak mampos. Maka aku pon gi la kacau bibik aku yg tgh sibuk kat dapor. Mau 2,3 kali aku kena halau before leh snap gambar. Haa nie la kari kepala ikan. Aku makan kuah je sebab tak makan kepala ikan. Huahuahua.

Underwater Photography

2010-04-14T17:51:00.003+08:00

Basic Pro Equipments

2010-04-14T17:44:00.002+08:00

Those are most likely the standard or basic line of equipments of a pro photographer. Cost likely around RM40K. MURAH jer!!!

Nature Photographers

2010-04-14T17:40:00.003+08:00

Look at the gigantic lenses!! Shitto!!

Bopeep! Bopeep! Bopeep!

2010-04-14T17:20:00.001+08:00

Theme: Gerekku suda tukar kaler
Reason: Bengap susu, muahaha

Know Your Limit!

2010-04-14T17:18:00.002+08:00

Theme: There are two kind of places.

GOOD SIDE & DARK SIDE

Penyapu Lidiku

2010-04-14T17:16:00.001+08:00

Theme: Penyapu Lidiku
Reason: Bosan nak mampus!
Place: Not far

Mini-Paris

2010-04-14T16:56:00.002+08:00

One day I will snap the real Eiffel Tower by myself, insyaAllah. But for now, this should be enough. Hehehe.

Evening Grasses

2010-04-11T14:52:00.003+08:00

Place: Behind my house
Time: 6.30pm
Kamera tgh rosak pon pedahal! Layankan je sekadar lepas gian.

Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

2010-04-11T14:31:00.004+08:00

Place: Putrajaya
Time: 3-5pm
I've been wondering where were the hot balloons..damn! Cancel..

2010-04-11T14:27:00.001+08:00

Place: Putrajaya Cruise
Time: 5-6pm
Nice feelings!!

Cute Toe

2010-04-09T02:41:00.002+08:00

Cute small toe! Hikhikhik. With the Crocs on.

Azman Hashim Complex

2010-04-04T03:31:00.003+08:00

Construction macam dah sudah. Tunggu cat dah luntoq baru depa nak pi rasmi la kot. Nampak gaya macam tu la. Muahaha.

Bunga Nan Sedahan

2010-04-04T03:28:00.001+08:00

Bunga Nan Sedahan. Yup, that is correct!Sedahan je bunga tu. Huhu. Daun ada la sket.

Sungai Chongkak: Photo Outing

2010-03-18T04:16:00.004+08:00

Place: Sungai Chongkak, Hulu Langat.
Time: 9.30 am - 2.00 pm
Day: Sunday
Date: 14 March 2010

Dataran Merdeka Photo Outing

2010-03-18T03:56:00.002+08:00

Last sunday I went out for two photo outings. Morning, at Sungai Chongkak. Evening, at Dataran Merdeka. I cant take photos as much as I want due to broken lenses. Shit happens! Hahaha. These pics are mostly at night but it wasnt last long coz it was a rainy night.

Ampang Jajar

2010-03-18T03:13:00.003+08:00

Ampang Jajar is one of the places if a family wanna go for a walk in the evening. But usually they don't. Hahaha. It is the place for annual water festival in Kedah. Enjoy!

Zahir Mosque

2010-03-18T03:08:00.001+08:00

The mosque was built in 1912, a contributory effort of YTM Tunku Mahmud Ibni Almarhum Sultan Tajuddin Mukarram Shah. The site of this mosque was the cemetery of Kedah warriors who had died while defending Kedah from the Siamese in 1821. The architecture of the mosque was inspired by the AZIZI Mosque in Langkat town in north Sumatra. This mosque is enhanced with five prime large domes symbolizing the five Islamic principles.

Its official opening ceremony was held on Friday, 15 October 1915 by the late HRH Sultan Abdul Hamid Halim Shah. Tunku Mahmud read the Friday sermon while HRH Sultan Abdul Hamid Shah led the Friday prayer. Behind Zahir Mosque is the Syariah Court building complex and Pre-School for Children aged below 6 years old.

The Zahir Mosque occupies a site of approximately 124,412 square feet (11,558.3 m2). Its center hall (Prayer Hall) measures 62 x 62 square feet (5.8 m2) and is surrounded by verandahs of 8 feet (2.4 m) wide with 4 mezzanine areas. Each mezzanine area is roofed by a dome. The main dome is located at the north-eastern part of the mosque building. It is one of the grandest and oldest mosques in Malaysia. The state's Quran reading competition is held annually within the premises of the mosque. This mosque has been voted the top 10 most beautiful mosques in the world.